my mom went to a party and came back with what was left of a cake that i know for a fact, at the beginning of tonight, was a dick shaped cake. And so i said to myself, “oh shit, this piece of cake is obviously part of a dick shaped cake, so i MUST eat it!”… but then i realized how perverted that sounds.
…. but for realsies; i had to eat it! i couldnt just let my dad see that mom brought home the balls off of some dick cake.