pink floyd in a lightning storm
another problem about eating crunchie shit in bed is that you have to have your back up drink on or near the bed which in stoner land means your just asking to spill something
when your shopping in the snack section and you think to yourself.."this is way too crunchie for me to eat in bed."
stoner shopping problems
i need to draw a picture that shows cop lights yet also represents how bad they make me shit my pants when i see them.
my mom went to a party and came back with what was left of a cake that i know for a fact, at the beginning of tonight, was a dick shaped cake. And so i said to myself, "oh shit, this piece of cake is obviously part of a dick shaped cake, so i MUST eat it!"... but then i realized how perverted that sounds.
…. but for realsies; i had to eat it! i couldnt just let my dad see that mom brought home the balls off of some dick cake.
a borrito with melty cheese, mayo, mustard, and pickle sounds great right now.